Another regular visitor to the garden is the rabbit (and probably a lot more than just one.) We have had an ongoing battle, the rabbit and I, over just what it’s allowed to eat in the garden. There have been times when it has overstepped the mark and eaten my prized lily shoots and other tender morsels that have been lovingly coaxed into growing in the flower beds, at which time it has been given its marching orders in no uncertain terms. But, by and large, we have come to an understanding. The rabbit can eat all the weeds and bird seed that it can find and I have undertaken not to give it the order of the boot. And so, for the most part, we live in peaceful coexistence.
Whenever I see the rabbits chasing around the garden, I always think of that song, made famous by the entertainers Flanagan and Allen, Run Rabbit, Run. It’s one of those tunes that, once you get it in your head, you can’t get rid of it, much like the rabbits.
On the farm, ev’ry Friday
On the farm, it’s rabbit pie day
So ev’ry Friday that ever comes along
I get up early and sing this little song.
Run rabbit, run rabbit, run, run, run.
Run rabbit, run rabbit, run, run, run.
Bang, bang, bang, bang goes the farmer’s gun.
Run rabbit, run rabbit, run, run, run.
Run rabbit, run rabbit, run, run, run.
Don’t give the farmer his fun, fun, fun.
He’ll get by without his rabbit pie
So run rabbit, run rabbit, run, run, run.
Many years ago, when I was just a young child, we would visit my grandparents who managed a working men’s club down in Kent. Every once in a while, one of the local farmers would bring in a pheasant or rabbit for the family’s table. My grandmother, despite being a Londoner born and bred, was quite a dab hand at plucking a bird or skinning a rabbit, and in those days I watched the process with child-like curiosity. We never saw many rabbits in Tottenham so I hadn’t yet formed any attachment to them. Nowadays, the idea of relieving the bunny of its outer garments would be unthinkable. Unless, of course, it decides to eat those lilies.